Loạt truyện cười tiếng Anh ấn tượng về gia đình
[ 2016-08-20 13:06:22 | Tác giả: shynn ]
Những câu chuyện tiếng Anh khôi hài về chủ đề gia đình giúp bạn học tiếng Anh một cách vui vẻ.
9 truyện cười tiếng Anh hay nhất trong mắt sinh viên
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
- Careful!CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
- What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?, The wife stared at him.
The husband calmly replied: "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I"m driving.
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Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.
Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.
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1. Money is not everything. There's also MasterCard & Visa.
2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.
3. Save water. Drink beer.
4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.
5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.
6. Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.
7. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life…
>>> Anne of Green Gables
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One day, Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?"
Bob: Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?
Dan: OOOOH WOW!!!
Bob: Ya, I got the same exact color tie!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ETvHO_jmWo
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9 truyện cười tiếng Anh hay nhất trong mắt sinh viên
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
- Careful!CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"
- What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?, The wife stared at him.
The husband calmly replied: "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I"m driving.
top-nhung-cau-chuyen-cuoi-an-tuong-ve-gia-dinh-1
Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.
Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.
top-nhung-cau-chuyen-cuoi-an-tuong-ve-gia-dinh-2
1. Money is not everything. There's also MasterCard & Visa.
2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.
3. Save water. Drink beer.
4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.
5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.
6. Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.
7. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life…
>>> Anne of Green Gables
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One day, Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?"
Bob: Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?
Dan: OOOOH WOW!!!
Bob: Ya, I got the same exact color tie!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ETvHO_jmWo
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